If your girl - teacher: 1. You're out of luck, a teacher is the diagnosis! 2. It is incurable! 3. On the first date it comes with a huge bag, a little Il is not in running shoes (and possibly in them), because the legs are tired of high heels... 4. In this bag is fifty notebooks with domestic and control, in addition to textbooks,.. all this carry you. 5. Of time it no longer will be, it will always be small, so the dates you have many will not. And don't be surprised if in the theatre she won't go with you, and with his class. 6. She had no time to clarifying the relationship and resentment. 7. She perfectly knows how to hide their emotions - is a professional, the mood of the teacher should never influence the student. 8. You must know that the division of the algebra and geometry occurs only in the seventh grade, that prior to the sixth grade children are not able to work with negative numbers, and the integrals and derivatives are studied only in the senior classes,.. 9. You have to know the schedule of its lessons, calls and events, if you want to see again. 10. (a) You must walk in all her public speeches at conferences and other events, so it is better; b) You should not go to her public speeches at conferences and other events - to you it is bad. 11. Don't call her during the day - she can be a lesson. 12. She had sore feet and back, gruff voice - this is normal. Just make her a massage and water warm tea. 13. She enjoyed listening to the silence - is not surprising, she really is not enough of it. 14. Summer, 2-month vacation!!! 15. Do not greatly rejoice, though he is long, but the rest of it will be only the first week, then she would need to write plans for the next academic year, and then it will start to miss школе.16. Year begins on 1 January and 1 September, and the «New year» - this is another very important extracurricular activity, and therefore scripts, rehearsals, performances... 17. Saturday and Sunday - it's not the weekend (who do such nonsense invented?!), this methodical days, in which are written summaries for the next week and checked the notebook, but you can still go somewhere with class. 18. Individual Director and трудовик - this is the physical head and трудовик! 19. No, no, you do not understand... nat. Director and трудовик - this is the physical head and трудовик! 20. Her class is its class. 21. No, no, not you again I do not understand... Its class - it is a CLASS!!! This is her children!!! 22. Don't try to deceive her, she will understand before you договоришь, even if you do not send a form (teachers always see that the students write off, but not always talking about it). 23. She can for the night to write the script and make the scenery of the night sitting in the school and rehearse with the class, if the nose of an important event, because of its class in all and always should be the best. And still for the night can learn Chinese language, if in the morning she needed to hold an open lesson in Chinese. 24. Girls-teachers always in the center of attention, especially the guys. You'll have to be next to her, that she should not be swept away by someone else, because guys will be there. 25. She thrust and very strong, it does not need to Lisp, it must be love and respect, even if you do not understand. 26. And if after all the above, you still choose to be with her - we congratulate you with her very lucky!!!